Two Cool Chix!

See what happens when this REAL Deputy Campaign Manager of congressional candidate Kevin Powell runs into a Beauty Queen. He had no idea what was coming. Help her buy more tiaras! http://kck.st/aqO4Ue

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

First I have to figure out where my planet is! I’m often lost in my own world called my mind. Nanoo Nanoo

Maybe Its Me

The world is a weird place. As each day passes I’m more and more intrigued, fascinated, and baffled by the things that go “viral.”  Half of the videos that attain such enormous fame or infamy make me scratch my head. (I could also be scratching because I have dandruff or my head just plain ol’ itches, but that’s another story.)  This week I’m bewildered by the obviously captivating “Washing Machine Self-Destructs” video that’s been blazing trails on YouTube. WTFreaky FREAK?!  Can someone please tell me why?  WHY?  WHY? WHY? WHY?  Maybe its me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=364dzVsBs2o

Signed,

The Other Half of Stacey & Tracee

Ouch! The self-proclaimed BIGGEST Chicago Bears fan endures a lot of pain to prove his love!

Today I Tell The Truth

Today I decided to stop hiding; its time to tell the truth straight, no chaser.  I am the other half of the writing/producing duo Stacey & Tracee. Which one am I?  Ahh, that remains a mystery for now.  So what will I stop hiding from?  The fact that right now I am scared doo-dooless.  At this very moment we’re in the midst of a serious fund-raising campaign.  And I’m scared that we won’t reach our goal.  I’m completely TERRIFIED! We’ll be failures. “They” will laugh at us. Then I’ll have to pour pig’s blood all over everyone and destroy the prom!

We’ve been thinking of all kinds of creative ways to ask for money.  Because nice, prideful Americans don’t just come out and ask for money, right?  Because if you come out and say you want money then people will shy away & treat you like a funky bum on a NYC subway. Right?  Riiight.  Well, we’ve tried the coy, clever approach and that has gotten us nowhere.  3 days into the campaign and we’re only $320 closer to our $35,000 goal than we were - you guessed it - 3 days ago.

So here’s some more undiluted truth.  No sugar coating. No trying to be cute and clever. No underhanded sneaky tactics. No silly euphemisms. I’m shooting straight from the hip (Can someone tell me what the heck that means?!) Violins please. We need your support. We are two creative, very talented girls living our dreams and trying not to do anything illegal in the process. (We, of course, would only dream of doing something illegal in our…dreams.  We wouldn’t think of unlawful schemes during our waking hours. Really!)  Louder violins, please. Seriously, we just want to create. We have a wonderful plan - to build a website that will house all original web series. We have the experience.  Stacey graduated kindergarten Magna Cum-Laude. Plus, she has won many festival awards and has been endorsed by Marty and Bobby (Come on now! You don’t know who Marty and Bobby are?!)  Tracee was the darling of Mrs. Jackson’s Jumping Jack Day Care Center where she was a 2-time recipient of the prestigious “Baby Who Didn’t Sh$t All Day” Award. Plus, she’s appeared in several national commercials and worked for a major sports network with 4 letters in its name. Uh huh, we’re PROVEN!

So what exactly do we need from you?  So glad you asked. We need you to visit our Kickstarter project page http://kck.st/aqO4Ue and view our short film THEN lend your support i.e. donate some moo-lah.  In exchange you’ll receive some really cool gifts like buttons, t-shirts and Flip Video Cameras. And you’ll even have an opportunity to shoot a film and have it screened on our site.  But wait, that’s not all!  If you visit the page in the next millisecond you can also cast your ballot for your favorite web series. The series with the most votes will debut first on StaceyandTraceeTV.com. Yep, our site will be totally interactive. How cool is that?  Very cooool! What are you waiting on? Click away! http://kck.st/aqO4Ue

Oh, did I mention that we only have until September 3 to raise $35,000?!  Uh huh, scared doo-dooless.

Thanks for your support. Pretty presumptuous of me, right? 

Signed,

The Other Half of Stacey & Tracee